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Dubai's Technosphere Concept Would Fit Right Into a Disney Park

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Green Halloween: What to Give Out Instead of Candy

Halloween is an occasion that is traditionally associated with candy, lots and lots of candy. But really, does it have to be? I know my kids get more fun out of the the activities like treat o'treating, pumpkin carving, costumes and the like. The candies being just the "necessary evil". So I won...

Seen that? -

at The Personal Finance Weblog Today is a great celebration of practical jokes. Have fun playing them or being played. When the jokes are over, it's a good idea to use today as a reminder to review your financial game plan. Are you properly d...

Linux learnings of IBM for make benefit glorious nation of Kazakhstan

I'm sure it is a fine place with many intelligent, steppe-dwelling geeks, but news that IBM plans to open a "Linux Innovation Center" in Kazakhstan is just ripe for Borat jokes. This is not the first of these centers that the company has opened and the basic goal seems laudable...

Car Guy Hits Eighty (... and that's not MPH)

Forgive me if I offer a few words about, well... me. Three days ago, August 31, 2009 to be precise, I turned 80. Much as I've tried to prove the the birth certificate is a lie I'm finally forced to admit the truth. Yes, everyone says it's just a number but our age-obsessed society ins...

God versus Tiger

You may have heard this one before but it's timely on this Monday! God meets the world's greatest golfers as they enter heaven. God asks Arnie first: 'What do you believe?' Arnie thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, 'I believe in hard work, and in s...

Neues VoIP -Phone Kirk 2010

"No jokes with names" - so lautet eine Devise, die sich so ziemlich jeder Comedian auf die Fahnen geschrieben hat. Doch sorry, angesichts eines Namens wie Kirk 2010 kann ich kaum anders. Wurden hier tatsächlich zwei Science-Fiction-Klassiker zusammengemixt? Sei´s drum. Das Gerät wird...

48 hour giveaway winners

That was a fun contest. So many good jokes and silly stuff. Thanks to everyone who participated! Clean joke winner, Circle of Friends Topiary: duckiebaby Webkinz Music Box: lanagirl112 POTM Telescope: mytexasabby New Spooky Cobweb Bed: lovejowah All hallows Stove: littlex3red ...

America's Newest Celebrity: Sarah Palin

Republican politicians generally disdain celebrities and routinely refer to anyone in the limelight who opposes their views as "Hollywood Types." Their reasoning is that celebrities are a bunch of dumb, lying, sensationalist, self-serving, publicity seeking neer-do-wells, who should b...

Etiquette in Asia: Some Basics

Today the Arizona Republican printed one of the best short round ups of basic etiquette tips for Asia that I think I've ever seen. Ten straightforward tips to remember - all of them easy to keep and easy to break, depending on what you know. The tips are simple enough. Remember that Asians ar...

MySpace Apps

MySpace has all kinds of games, tools, polls, wallpapers, jokes and a lot more that you can add to your MySpace profile. There are over a thousand MySpace apps right now. Some of them are the same as the apps on Facebook, some are different. I guess MySpace finally realized what Facebook was...

Hedge Fund Comedian Takes a Dive

It seems a hedge fund manager/wannabe comedian's repertoire didn't go over so well at New York's Broadway Comedy Club. According to Bloomberg , Ben Shoval, who manages $260 million for his family's firm, Ambit Funding, dressed in a $1,600 Giorgio Armani suit, grabbed the micro...

Accept the Journey MP3 Player with Open Arms

...top Believing" get it now, "Any Way You Want It". All right, I'm sick of Journey jokes, time to Escape to new Frontiers . Okay, now it's just getting obscure. Source ...

Summer fun

Summer has rolled around and even if your kids are in camp, there is still a lot of time to be filled. Having silly family fun with your kids helps make lasting memories for them. The activity actually can be secondary - it is the idea of giving your children all of your attention, tuning out the wo...

April Fools Roundup

It's hard enough to separate fact from fiction on the 'net today so I'm not even going to try. Nor am I creative enough to come up with my own joke, so I'll just link to others I found amusing. Infoworld gets the top nod for their announcement that Microsoft and Yahoo have rea...

IGN.com tortures us with April Fool's joke

They had me for about 5 seconds. When I saw "World Premiere Legend of zelda Trailer" on IGN.com this morning, my eyes bugged out. THEY FINALLY DID IT, I thought, and the heart rate went up, and I began to scour the article for casting details... then, almost as soon as I noticed th...

Village People taking on the Pirate Bay

It seems that everyone the world over has decided that now is the perfect time to pounce upon The pirate bay , so The Village People have gone and hired Web Sheriff to try and take the Sweedish captians down for themselves. Unfortunatly this case doesn't involve the DMCA or there coul...

Power grid susceptible to Internet based attack?

I suppose that it was just a matter of time, but there is finally the first official word of Internet based attacks disrupting major public utility services. Unlike the shadowy attacks on Estonia last spring, which were little more than large scale graffiti vandalism, the recent intimations fr...

A New Worlds For a New Year

Although Worlds.com may not be new, it may be new to you. Worlds.com is an online Virtual community that you can come and meet new friends. When you first enter Worlds.com you'll want to change your avatar. You can choose from a whole gallery of editable avatars. Choose clothes, hair, s...

End of the boomers? Bring on the leeches

Here's a warning for the boomers. The 2007 Financial Report of the US Government has found that the ageing baby boomer generation and rising health costs are going to drag down the US economy. And debt is simply unsustainable! "Simply said, holding revenues constant, required Medicare...

FusionX

Okay, how is this for innovation, then? Microsoft and the Illinois State Police have been collaborating on a project called "FusionX" which is designed to provide an architectural and best practice procedures template for sharing and tracking terrorist intelligence. This fulfills a Dep...

Chewbacca Backpack

...e can hold a lot of stuff too. This is one of those products where I could fill a whole page with jokes, so maybe I had better quit while I am behind. If you want the backpack, you can get it on the...

Facebook Über Alles

Facebook's plans for world domination have been revealed. In an interview in Portfolio.com , the company's chief financial officer Gideon Yu laid his cards on the table. ""There are these small bands of people who are trying to take over the world," Yu said. "This is...

Sunday Comics - Why don't you ride with your wife?

A man who was crossing the road on his four wheeler had bad timing and got stopped by a police officer who happened to be passing by at that time. The following exchange takes place ..... The man says: What's the problem officer? Officer: You were trespassing on government land ther...

Viva Party Pinatachievements Unveiled

Microsoft recently unveiled the list of achievements for the upcoming Viva Pinata: Party Animals and there's something for everyone. For the misogynists: "Boy Band - As a male character, finish a game while never losing to a female character" For the misandrists: " Girl P...

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Annette is the Queen at the WSOPE

Much to the plight of the Wicked Chops Poker guys , a woman has conquered all in a major poker tournament. Fire and brimstone falling from the sky jokes aside, this particular woman was no slouch/unknown before shoving her 10,000 British Pounds to receive a tournament entry ticket to the ...

Golf's Little Moments

Golf is one of the few activities in life that teaches us to laugh at ourselves. Or wrap a 3-wood around a tree. Hence, this snort-and-giggler of the day: It was a sunny morning. A little before 8:00AM. I was on the first hole of a busy course, beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my up...

Nielsen Ratings Top 20 TV Shows

Source:www. drexel .edu Every TV channel and network, whether it's delivered off air, on cable, or from satellite, claims to have the "best" programming, and or the number 1 show. Yeah I guess so, that's why there are so many jokes about having 250 channels of TV and there&#...

Ronaldo Not Fat After All

Well this is embarrassing. After years of maligning Ronaldo and his weight, assuming it was all to do with him being lazy and not caring enough about playing anymore, it turns out the Brazilian legend has a medical condition. He's been diagnosed with hypothyroidism , meaning his thyroid g...

Going Without

Courtesy: blogs.bootsnall.com The Dog Days of August are upon us. Our swings are in true mid-season form - for better or worse. Our favorite golfers have either won majors or blown up trying to. We're well into the third of the three dozen golf balls purchased early in the season. Handi...

Happy Hour Online

Fubar is a social networking site where you can have happy hour any time you want and meet lots of people while you do it. The fun thing about this site is that you can buy virtual drinks for people, a great way to break the ice and get a conversation started. On fubar you can also put...

AOL Survey Says Americans are Addicted to Mobile Email

( image source ) A recent survey may highlight what kind of service smartphone and PDA users are looking from service and content providers, at least in the US. AOL's study of email addiction reveals that people on average check their email five times a day, and that 59% of mobile users op...

How to Avoid Air Travel Hassles

If you plan on traveling by air this summer, Peter Shankman founder of AirTroductions.com, a social-networking site for air travelers, has a few tips on how to make your air travel easier and how to avoid being removed from the plane or detained at the airport. -Be discreet. "The No. 1 tip...

The Corporate Asshole: A Human Resource Time Bomb

Also called the office bully, teaser, or nuisance a Harvard Business Review essay says that assholes affect the health of employees and affect the ability of the business to perform. With Human Resources so scarce restraining your 'inner jerk' is a good idea. In a landmark Harvard Busin...

How To be More Sexy - Latina Style

Latinas are sexy . We are highly popular in porn ! How about spicing up your love life, with a little Latino flavor? Here's how to be sexy, Latina style: 1 - Womanly Mind Latinas don't want to be like men. We want equal rights; we want to be as respected as them, but we don't w...

One year ago, Nintendo Revolution becomes Wii

Ahh the good ole days. Remember when Wii was called Revolution? One year ago nintendo pulled the rug out from under us and unveiled the three-letter name. It took weeks for the sniggering, potty jokes and disbelief to subside. But like Nintendo said, we would get used to it, and that we have....

DAVE CHAPPELLE KEEPS IT UP FOR 6 HOURS

Source:www.worth1000.com Comedian dave chappelle has set a new endurance record. No one can say that Chappelle isn't a stud as he proved recently when he kept at it for 6 solid, non-stop hours, without any help from Viagra. Chappelle handily broke the previous record of 2 hours 4...

Defining Death and Agony Through SMS

Here's a gem you can send to friends and family Define Agony: It's like a one-armed man hanging at the edge of a cliff by his only arm with his butt devastatingly itchy... Define Death: The one-armed man scratching! Thanks to Aileen for the funny text! SMS Jokes are a great way t...

Never too late for good humor

... late for humor department, I share with you this year's Think Geek April Fool's Day jokes, complete with a screenshot of their homepage. Some of these things could really be interesti...

The Golf Patent Game

...owerful figures in the boardroom battles is the patent lawyer. Now, we've all heard the lawyer jokes, so we won't go there. For sure, you won't hear Nike, Callaway or Bridgestone d...

Golf on the Rock

Courtesy: Pippy Park golf course Newfoundland is Canada's easternmost province and the last to join the rest of the country in Confederation. That happened in 1949. Up to that point, Newfoundland had been part of the United Kingdom. The official title of the province is actually ...

Peppers Guest House

This sounds like an awesome place to get away from it all and enjoy some great wine and food while looking out over some wonderful scenery . Travel writer, Shaney Hudson, jokes about how they are doing their part to help fight the global wine glue in Australia: With all the publicity in the med...

Video: Accrington Stanley? Who Are They? Exactly

Well this ad for milk takes me back. Not only is it the best commercial ever, making Accrington Stanley the butt of jokes for generations, it also reminds me of a time when all glory seeking youngsters wanted to support Liverpool.

Jaguar Wins Awards, But Not Sales

[Image Source: Autoblog.it] Funny what a decade or so will do to a car company and its reputation. If in 1990 you said that Jaguar would stand as one of the most reliable luxury marques and Mercedes-Benz bottomed out as the least reliable, you'd have been accosted with disbelieving laughter ...

COMEDIANS RUNNING FOR POLITICAL OFFICE

Source:www.gwu.edu I came across this article without realizing that it was about politics in The Philippines, it seems they also have a legislative body called The Senate. It brought to mind the fact that American comedian, Al Franken, has just tossed his sombrero in the ring, and will ru...

Shevchenkoish Debut for Chelsea's YouTube Channel

I was excited about Chelsea's partnership with YouTube, thinking it would mean free, legal access to footy highlights for all. Seems I was wrong. So far YouTube's Chelsea channel has a load of videos with a vaguely attractive girl promising this is "your channel", a fe...

Tomato U7 PMP

Some of you might think that the Tomato U7 portable media player is as big as a PSP, but that screen is only 1.8 inches. You can check it with a ruler, but it really is that small and weighs in at about 25 grams. That's four pounds more a human soul, if you've seen the movie 21 Gr...

Everyday Jewelry

Babies make a huge difference in most women's lives. When it comes to jewelry, that means no more shoulder duster dangle earrings, no more long beaded necklaces , and watch out for those elastic style bracelets that can be snapped off when a tiny hand grabs hold. I often forget this whe...

Teens Coping with Food Allergies

Obviously food allergies make life difficult, and when children are involved, the burden of preventing mishaps lie of the parents' shoulders. Sure, it's difficult for kids, but can you imagine how it's like for teens, who can no longer depend on mom or dad to make sure everything they...

Brando Soap MP4 Player

...ss than $100 USD. Better grab the Brando soap before it slips through your grip. Okay, no more soap jokes, I promise! Via Brando ...

Nintendo Power 1-yr Subscription for $4.69

Good news for U.S.-based Nintendo fans. Best Deal Magazines is offering a one year subscription to Nintendo Power for $4.69 . That's... paltry cash! The recently revamped magazine ditches some of its previously kiddie appearance and content (bright colors, small words , jokes about poo) i...

Web TV Channel Slaps 'SNL' With Cease-and-Desist Order

Gibson is our anti-Semite. Go find your own. We have all read endlessly about broadcast networks initiating legal proceedings against web sites who are hosting their content online. But how about the reverse? Stashwax, an online comedy channel on YouTube, has accused NBC's Saturday Night Liv...

DREW BARRYMORE OFFERS RELATIONSHIP ADVICE

... she's around me, and we've been together for a long time. She always says that I make good jokes, oh wait; now I'm not sure, maybe she said I'm a joke. Well, whatever it is, it works ...

Using Humor in Advertising

I don't know how you feel about receiving a load of forwarded emails with jokes from friends, but it is my least favorite piece of electronic communication. The worst kind are the spiritual messages that "require" you forward to seven, eleven, fourteen of your closest friends so yo...

Getting Back to Nature

The other day, an email came to me that asked about what new collections I had been creating, as you know I am also a designer so I thought I would post two necklaces that are now available on my site. For those that have bookmarked Kitten Couture , it now has a new home and a new logo whi...

Jewelry Gift Etiquette

Jewelry is one of the top gift categories during this holiday season. I pretty much expect of find at least one small box under my tree or in my stocking, even though my husband constantly jokes about how I couldn't possible need any jewelry since I already have so much. But when is it not ...

REVITALIZED OFF-STRIP CASINOS

Las Vegas continues reinventing itself to insure that visitors will always have the best and most varied gambling experience. My wife and I had some business in Downtown Las Vegas a few days ago and while there I noticed many improvements to better regulate traffic flow. The city has also be...

Thanksgiving: The Best Time for Practical Jokes

Who knew people were all about buzzing apples? Especially on Thanksgiving. But yes, that's what this post on Make: Blog is about; a circuit board plugged into a USB port that, when approached, starts buzzing. Perhaps in a threatening manner? Then it stops when the person moves away. Pretty...

How to Think Like Warren Buffett, Part 13

Another installment in our ongoing series on Warren Buffett , in which we investigate Buffett's yearly letters to Berkshire Hathaway shareholders for nuggets of wisdom. This installment: Buffett's views on the year 1989... 1989 did nothing to tarnish Buffett's reputation, as it was...

Buy Nokia N93 and get Mission Impossible 3

In a double promotion method made by Nokia and Paramount Pictures who is responsible for mission impossible 3, an agreement has been made to include the movie as an offer to whoever buys Nokia N93. Besides being free for N93 buyers, the movie will also be released on memory cards for s...

SOX for auditors

What impact has Sarbanes-Oxley had on the audit profession? So far, most of the attention has been on the costs it's imposed on companies. For example, with the law due for changes when the Securities and Exchange Commission holds its open meeting on December 13, billionaire publisher and ...

Home for the Holidays

... prep them a little bit. Give them a little pre-warning about which uncle tells offensive jokes, which cousin tends to drink too much, and which sibling will put them through the third degre...

Industry's First AirLocation Tag from Hitachi

Hitachi has unveiled industry's first AirLocation II Tag which is a Wi-Fi active RFID tag. The new tag enables wireless LAN position detection and management of people who enter and leave buildings and it also has an emergency message function. It would be possible to track the posi...

The List: Football References That Aren't Funny Anymore

1. Referring to Chelsea as "Chelski." It was funny the first time, but it's been a while. 2. Lookalikes. Someone looks like someone else. So what? 3. Peter Crouch's height. He's tall, we get it. 4. Saying Liverpool players names in a faux Scouse accent. ...

Diabetes: The Silent Killer

Halloween is on its way, and so marks the increased popularity of horror movies, filled with insane killers galore. But in real life, 'killers,' whether they be human or biological, are no source of entertainment. Diabetes has long been called 'The Silent Killer.' With good re...

TAKE A RIDE WITH RACHEL BILSON

... Source: www.tam.co.il Pretty much everyone tells jokes, and some of them are even worth listening to. Here's your chance to drives along with Rachel Bilson , as she tells a couple of joke...

Finance 101: The Exciting World of Bonds

Other than perhaps Annuities , bonds are the most boring financial product in the world. As a young punk, I couldn't have cared less about them as I chased small-cap stock glory. But now that I'm older (and no longer allowed to chase small-cap glory by decree of my significant other...

Bootstrapper marries maternity to fashion (Part 6)

CONTINUED FROM PREVIOUS POST... The newer project, adorablylocal.com , markets baby attire with a decidedly local flair including designs featuring Santa Barbara area code 805 . "Preggers takes me so national that I wanted something that would bring me back to the community," O&#...

What Does Your Internet FOOTPRINT Say About You?

Do you have a MySpace or Facebook account or a blog on which you post your thoughts, happenin's and opinions? Consider this: some employers are now using the Internet in their background check before considering hiring a new employee. Those jokes and comments that perhaps don't match up...