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Dubai's Technosphere Concept Would Fit Right Into a Disney Park
in Wangtam, on 2009-11-02
... Free funny pictures, photo pranks & jokes, fun comic albums, humor – See Now – SeeNow.com
• Tapjoy
• Explore. Publish. Connect. Be Heard.
• SkypeGadget 1.4
• Bling Nation Raises $20 Mill...
Green Halloween: What to Give Out Instead of Candy
in The Parenting Weblog, on October 18, 2009
... Stamps from foreign countries
* Polished rocks
* Yarn bracelets
* Fortunes and jokes you write on strips of paper and place inside empty walnut shells, then wrap with string so they cl...
Seen that? -
in The Personal Finance Weblog, on October 8, 2009
... Personal Finance Weblog Today is a great celebration of practical jokes. Have fun playing them or being played. When the jokes are over, it's a good idea to use t...
Linux learnings of IBM for make benefit glorious nation of Kazakhstan
in The CIO Weblog, on September 26, 2009
...that IBM plans to open a "Linux Innovation Center" in Kazakhstan is just ripe for Borat jokes.
This is not the first of these centers that the company has opened and the basic goal seems ...
Car Guy Hits Eighty (... and that's not MPH)
in Classical Drives, on September 2, 2009
...bsessed society insists on making seniors feel like characters in movies and comic strips. How many jokes have you seen, read, heard about the failings of old people? I'm very fortunate. Still upr...
God versus Tiger
in Eagle Par Birdie, on June 8, 2009
You may have heard this one before but it's timely on this Monday!
God meets the world's greatest golfers as they enter heaven.
God asks Arnie first: 'What do you believe?'
Arnie thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, 'I believe
in hard work, and in s...
Neues VoIP -Phone Kirk 2010
in Das VOIP Weblog, on 28.04.09
...
"No jokes with names" - so lautet eine Devise, die sich so ziemlich jeder Comedian auf die Fahnen geschrieben hat. Doch sorry, angesichts eines Namens wie Kirk 2010 kann ich kaum anders...
48 hour giveaway winners
in WebKinzBlog, on October 3, 2008
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That was a fun contest. So many good jokes and silly stuff. Thanks to everyone who participated!
Clean joke winner, Circle of Friends Topiary: duckiebaby
Webkinz Music Box: lanagirl112
POT...
America's Newest Celebrity: Sarah Palin
in The Celebrities Weblog, on September 8, 2008
...elivering speeches that were written for her, parading around on stage with her brood, and spouting jokes that require a reduction of one's IQ to appreciate.
If you think I'm being harsh on ...
Etiquette in Asia: Some Basics
in China Venture News, on September 7, 2008
...live in such an authoritarian or communist place is really insulting. Don't use slang or tell jokes because they don't translate well (or at all). Don't play with your chopsticks.
And ...
MySpace Apps
in The Social Networking Weblog, on August 28, 2008
... MySpace has all kinds of games, tools, polls, wallpapers, jokes and a lot more that you can add to your MySpace profile. There are over a thousand MySpace apps right now. Some of them are the sa...
Hedge Fund Comedian Takes a Dive
in The Hedge Funds Weblog, on August 13, 2008
...m, Ambit Funding, dressed in a $1,600 Giorgio Armani suit, grabbed the microphone and began to make jokes in the order of; "A hedge fund is like a mutual fund on steroids,'' said Shoval, ...
Accept the Journey MP3 Player with Open Arms
in The Gadgets Weblog, on July 25, 2008
...top Believing" get it now, "Any Way You Want It". All right, I'm sick of Journey jokes, time to Escape to new Frontiers . Okay, now it's just getting obscure.
Source ...
Summer fun
in The Parenting Weblog, on June 23, 2008
... footprints
-Help your kid learn one good magic trick (or more)
-Teach your kid a couple of good jokes- not just the joke but the timing to say it.
-Start an Amish Friendship Bread . Amish ...
April Fools Roundup
in The CIO Weblog, on April 1, 2008
... of Techcrunch has announced he'll be suing Facebook for $25 million.
The traditional Google jokes this year weren't particularly funny; a Virgin Atlantic trip to Mars is just sort of &qu...
IGN.com tortures us with April Fool's joke
in House of Nintendo, on April 1, 2008
They had me for about 5 seconds. When I saw "World Premiere Legend of zelda Trailer" on IGN.com this morning, my eyes bugged out. THEY FINALLY DID IT, I thought, and the heart rate went up, and I began to scour the article for casting details...
then, almost as soon as I noticed th...
Village People taking on the Pirate Bay
in P2P File Sharing, on February 15, 2008
...r themselves.
Unfortunatly this case doesn't involve the DMCA or there could be a multitude of jokes about how similer DMCA and the rather famous YMCA are in spellling.
It's the general stor...
Power grid susceptible to Internet based attack?
in The CIO Weblog, on January 21, 2008
I suppose that it was just a matter of time, but there is finally the first official word of Internet based attacks disrupting major public utility services. Unlike the shadowy attacks on Estonia last spring, which were little more than large scale graffiti vandalism, the recent intimations fr...
A New Worlds For a New Year
in The Social Networking Weblog, on January 2, 2008
Although Worlds.com may not be new, it may be new to you. Worlds.com is an online Virtual community that you can come and meet new friends. When you first enter Worlds.com you'll want to change your avatar. You can choose from a whole gallery of editable avatars. Choose clothes, hair, s...
End of the boomers? Bring on the leeches
in Sox First, on December 19, 2007
...nard Salt says, we might soon see Gen X comedians hitting a collective nerve with their anti boomer jokes: "What's the difference between a retired boomer and a leech? Leeches die quicker!&qu...
FusionX
in The CIO Weblog, on December 6, 2007
...ffice system, particularly SharePoint server (which will no doubt lead to a variety of tired jokes revolving around the possibility of your local 911 system falling victim to the Blue Screen of...
Chewbacca Backpack
in The Gadgets Weblog, on November 15, 2007
...e can hold a lot of stuff too.
This is one of those products where I could fill a whole page with jokes, so maybe I had better quit while I am behind. If you want the backpack, you can get it on the...
Facebook Über Alles
in Sox First, on November 13, 2007
...t; It might have been flippant, a jocular throw away line but as Sigmund Freud pointed out, jokes are acceptable ways of speaking the unspeakable. "Evil is deeply embedded in Facebook...
Sunday Comics - Why don't you ride with your wife?
in Under My Helmet, on November 11, 2007
A man who was crossing the road on his four wheeler had bad timing and got stopped by a police officer who happened to be passing by at that time. The following exchange takes place .....
The man says: What's the problem officer?
Officer: You were trespassing on government land ther...
Viva Party Pinatachievements Unveiled
in XboxSpace, on October 21, 2007
...yer game offline"
And there's even one for those who can't get enough of six year old jokes: "All Your Game Are Belong To Us - Play all Challenge Events"
Party Animals arrives...
互联网中最有趣的 30 个去处
in Wangtam, on 2007-10-11
...Very Funny Ads
- FunnyJunk.com
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- MetaCafe
- Funny.co.uk
- College Humor
- JakesJokes
- FunnyHub
- Funny or Die ...
Annette is the Queen at the WSOPE
in Internet Poker, on September 19, 2007
... woman has conquered all in a major poker tournament. Fire and brimstone falling from the sky jokes aside, this particular woman was no slouch/unknown before shoving her 10,000 British Pounds to...
Golf's Little Moments
in Eagle Par Birdie, on September 4, 2007
Golf is one of the few activities in life that teaches us to laugh at ourselves. Or wrap a 3-wood around a tree.
Hence, this snort-and-giggler of the day:
It was a sunny morning. A little before 8:00AM. I was on the first hole of a busy course, beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my up...
Nielsen Ratings Top 20 TV Shows
in The Celebrities Weblog, on August 26, 2007
...est" programming, and or the number 1 show.
Yeah I guess so, that's why there are so many jokes about having 250 channels of TV and there's still nothing on that's worth watching.
N...
Ronaldo Not Fat After All
in The Soccer Weblog, on August 25, 2007
...n treated and that the striker has already lost 5.5kg. Not too shabby. So let's put all the fat jokes away, and look forward to seeing him back in action in Serie A this season. He's 31 now, b...
Going Without
in Eagle Par Birdie, on August 10, 2007
Courtesy: blogs.bootsnall.com
The Dog Days of August are upon us.
Our swings are in true mid-season form - for better or worse. Our favorite golfers have either won majors or blown up trying to.
We're well into the third of the three dozen golf balls purchased early in the season.
Handi...
Happy Hour Online
in The Social Networking Weblog, on August 7, 2007
...or other people at the bar. Share things with other Fubar members too. Share videos, photos, music, jokes and many other things.
...
AOL Survey Says Americans are Addicted to Mobile Email
in The Smart PDA, on July 30, 2007
... addicted , with 82 percent maintaining multiple accounts . You can now cue the poor productivity jokes here, as US politicians and their staff are currently too busy handling their email to get any...
How to Avoid Air Travel Hassles
in The Aviation Weblog, on June 22, 2007
... dispose of them in the airsickness bag. Bring a bottle of water for a dry throat.
-Don't make jokes about terrorism . "Jokes and/or comments about threats to passengers or the aircraf...
The Corporate Asshole: A Human Resource Time Bomb
in Biz Plan Hacks, on June 12, 2007
...(hint: they are addicted to rude interruptions and subtle putdowns, and enjoy using "sarcastic jokes" and "teasing" as "insult delivery systems"), and provides a "se...
How To be More Sexy - Latina Style
in Latina Viva, on May 11, 2007
... act like them, to be appreciated, respected and valuable.
Tip: Let him be the man. Laugh at his jokes. Wait for him to open the door. Ask for his help.
2 - Body Language
As I've said befo...
One year ago, Nintendo Revolution becomes Wii
in House of Nintendo, on April 23, 2007
...e rug out from under us and unveiled the three-letter name. It took weeks for the sniggering, potty jokes and disbelief to subside. But like Nintendo said, we would get used to it, and that we have. G...
DAVE CHAPPELLE KEEPS IT UP FOR 6 HOURS
in The Celebrities Weblog, on April 22, 2007
...r in 1980, when he appeared on stage at the "Laugh Factory" on Sunday, April 15, and told jokes for 6 hours and 7 minutes.
Read about it here .
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Defining Death and Agony Through SMS
in The Smart PDA, on April 19, 2007
...tchy...
Define Death:
The one-armed man scratching!
Thanks to Aileen for the funny text! SMS Jokes are a great way to light up someone's day, so if you know a contact is feeling down, feel ...
Never too late for good humor
in The Wired Home Weblog, on April 14, 2007
... late for humor department, I share with you this year's Think Geek April Fool's Day jokes, complete with a screenshot of their homepage.
Some of these things could really be interesti...
The Golf Patent Game
in Eagle Par Birdie, on April 13, 2007
...owerful figures in the boardroom battles is the patent lawyer.
Now, we've all heard the lawyer jokes, so we won't go there. For sure, you won't hear Nike, Callaway or Bridgestone d...
Golf on the Rock
in Eagle Par Birdie, on March 19, 2007
...ewfoundland and its inhabitants (mockingly referred to as "Newfies") the butt of numerous jokes.
But a nicer people you will not find anywhere. Thank goodness they possess a wonderful sense...
Peppers Guest House
in Celebrate Wine, on March 10, 2007
...e great wine and food while looking out over some wonderful scenery . Travel writer, Shaney Hudson, jokes about how they are doing their part to help fight the global wine glue in Australia:
With al...
Video: Accrington Stanley? Who Are They? Exactly
in The Soccer Weblog, on March 9, 2007
... milk takes me back. Not only is it the best commercial ever, making Accrington Stanley the butt of jokes for generations, it also reminds me of a time when all glory seeking youngsters wanted to supp...
Jaguar Wins Awards, But Not Sales
in carzz.org, on March 6, 2007
...h disbelieving laughter from even those with next to no knowledge of cars.
You know the old Jaguar jokes. You had to have two - one for spare parts. Or Lucas electronics' nickname as "Prince...
COMEDIANS RUNNING FOR POLITICAL OFFICE
in The Celebrities Weblog, on March 3, 2007
...rally this brought a solid round of boos from the Republicans who seem to feel that people who make jokes for a living aren't very smart.
This brings to mind a comment I once heard, from I believ...
Shevchenkoish Debut for Chelsea's YouTube Channel
in The Soccer Weblog, on February 18, 2007
...s a load of videos with a vaguely attractive girl promising this is "your channel", a few jokes from the physio and... not much else.
Will there be goals and highlights made available for ...
Tomato U7 PMP
in The Gadgets Weblog, on February 8, 2007
...ok reader, even games.
I'm surprised that I got through this report without making any Tomato jokes. But it doesn't feel right without one, so here it is: Wow, I could have bought a U7! Spea...
Everyday Jewelry
in The Jewelry Weblog, on February 6, 2007
... of sat back and realized that it just didn't go with my jeans/black t-shirt uniform." she jokes. "So I decided that I'd make pieces I could wear every day, and even on the ever elus...
Teens Coping with Food Allergies
in Allergies, on February 6, 2007
...cal anomaly engraved on it, or the sophomoric chuckles at the sound of "nuts." I take the jokes in stride, but few understand the burden of living with this dietary restriction. Scrutinizing...
Brando Soap MP4 Player
in The Gadgets Weblog, on January 23, 2007
...ss than $100 USD. Better grab the Brando soap before it slips through your grip. Okay, no more soap jokes, I promise!
Via Brando ...
Nintendo Power 1-yr Subscription for $4.69
in House of Nintendo, on January 22, 2007
...ne ditches some of its previously kiddie appearance and content (bright colors, small words , jokes about poo) in favor of a slightly more edgy direction (sleek colors, small and medium-sized wo...
Web TV Channel Slaps 'SNL' With Cease-and-Desist Order
in The Digital TV Weblog, on January 11, 2007
...tashwax posted on YouTube in August, which uses footage from "Braveheart" to make similar jokes.
In addition, both clips use Mel's notorious anti-Semitic tirade that followed his...
DREW BARRYMORE OFFERS RELATIONSHIP ADVICE
in The Celebrities Weblog, on January 9, 2007
... she's around me, and we've been together for a long time. She always says that I make good jokes, oh wait; now I'm not sure, maybe she said I'm a joke. Well, whatever it is, it works ...
Using Humor in Advertising
in Bizinformer, on January 8, 2007
... I don't know how you feel about receiving a load of forwarded emails with jokes from friends, but it is my least favorite piece of electronic communication.
The worst kind are the spiritual me...
Getting Back to Nature
in Pretty Things, on January 8, 2007
...ooks the same; however, it is in lighter tones and is just as cute as her sister - a friend of mine jokes that Vivian and Vera may be like my sister and I - near twins). In addition, there is a cute s...
Jewelry Gift Etiquette
in The Jewelry Weblog, on December 18, 2006
...t of find at least one small box under my tree or in my stocking, even though my husband constantly jokes about how I couldn't possible need any jewelry since I already have so much.
But when is...
REVITALIZED OFF-STRIP CASINOS
in Play Las Vegas, on December 2, 2006
...spite some recent serious illnesses, and he was his usual jovial self telling stories, and cracking jokes.
You never know who you may see in Las Vegas.
...
Thanksgiving: The Best Time for Practical Jokes
in The Gadgets Weblog, on November 21, 2006
Who knew people were all about buzzing apples? Especially on Thanksgiving. But yes, that's what this post on Make: Blog is about; a circuit board plugged into a USB port that, when approached, starts buzzing. Perhaps in a threatening manner? Then it stops when the person moves away. Pretty...
How to Think Like Warren Buffett, Part 13
in The Personal Finance Weblog, on November 13, 2006
...around:
Overall, however, we've done better by avoiding dragons than by slaying them.
Buffett jokes about the irrationality inherent in most companies:
For example: (1) As if governed by Newton...
Buy Nokia N93 and get Mission Impossible 3
in The Gadgets Weblog, on October 29, 2006
...mory cards for some Nokia N series.
The multimedia director from Nokia, Tuula Rytilä-Uotila (no jokes about his name please) comments:
With this package, we want to highlight that the Nokia N93 ...
SOX for auditors
in Sox First, on October 29, 2006
...is in the New York Times via the International Herald Tribune . Auditors are becoming the butt of jokes but behind the humor there is a real problem. According to Norris, auditors are now paid a lot...
Home for the Holidays
in The Dating Weblog, on October 12, 2006
... prep them a little bit.
Give them a little pre-warning about which uncle tells offensive jokes, which cousin tends to drink too much, and which sibling will put them through the third degre...
Industry's First AirLocation Tag from Hitachi
in The RFID Weblog, on October 3, 2006
...nsuring precise management of people. Next time reach your office on time as your boss is watching. Jokes apart this could serve as an important tool for helping people who might have been caught in s...
The List: Football References That Aren't Funny Anymore
in The Soccer Weblog, on October 2, 2006
1. Referring to Chelsea as "Chelski." It was funny the first time, but it's been a while.
2. Lookalikes. Someone looks like someone else. So what?
3. Peter Crouch's height. He's tall, we get it.
4. Saying Liverpool players names in a faux Scouse accent. ...
Diabetes: The Silent Killer
in Daily Diabetic, on September 28, 2006
... potential diabetes symptoms. Let's make this one killer we can vanquish.
(Photo Source: Silly Jokes)...
TAKE A RIDE WITH RACHEL BILSON
in The Celebrities Weblog, on August 21, 2006
...
Source: www.tam.co.il
Pretty much everyone tells jokes, and some of them are even worth listening to.
Here's your chance to drives along with Rachel Bilson , as she tells a couple of joke...
Finance 101: The Exciting World of Bonds
in The Personal Finance Weblog, on August 4, 2006
...onds you buy will be I.O.U.'s to more reputable entities, such as the U.S. government (save the jokes), and you'll be expecting some interest on your loan. So, when you "buy" a bond,...
Bootstrapper marries maternity to fashion (Part 6)
in BootStrapMe, on July 24, 2006
... back to the community," O'Callaghan said.
The attire line includes clothing with inside jokes unique to the area like one announcing "Doing the State Street Crawl", referring to...
What Does Your Internet FOOTPRINT Say About You?
in Bizinformer, on July 23, 2006
...re now using the Internet in their background check before considering hiring a new employee. Those jokes and comments that perhaps don't match up with your interview "game face" could c...
