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Bankers' pay soars despite crisis
in Sox First, on June 22, 2009
...nto its greatest crisis since the Depression, it turns all the claims of pay for performance into a joke....
Problem Solving is Key
in BootStrapMe, on June 12, 2009
...o assessing and solving problems. And in his view, most of it is common sense... There's an old joke that a consultant is someone who listens to the employees, tells management what they are sayin...
Animal Spirits by George Akerlof and Robert Shiller
in Sox First, on May 4, 2009
...andom market movement that causes an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. It's a joke that illustrates the irrational animal forces that drive markets. In this book , the Universi...
G20 and FASB: the banks win again
in Sox First, on April 3, 2009
...impairment charges. As John Mason maintains in his Seeking Alpha column, it's an April Fools joke that has come one day late and it's a gift to the banks. Think of it this way. Fair value ...
Siesta Village Market v. Perry (and the future of shipping wine)
in Celebrate Wine, on April 2, 2009
...Fool's Day I had to do a little research and make sure it was on the up and up. But it's no joke...
In a nutshell: Siesta Village Market v. Perry challenges a complicated ruling in the lo...
Compatible Partners: eHarmony Goes Gay
in The Dating Weblog, on March 30, 2009
... sites have these folks in mind either. The site is supposed to become operational on April 1st. No joke...
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Floppy Disk is Actually Stealth CD-R
in The Gadgets Weblog, on January 15, 2009
... they are retro and will start a conversation. I have ordered a four pack just so I can make a lame joke here and there. I plan on carrying it around unprotected in my back pack so it can get all scra...
Cox defends his legacy
in Sox First, on December 25, 2008
...they pepper you with questions. It dies a thousand-cuts death.' The source added that a running joke has developed among enforcement staffers that the commissioners apply a 'summary judgment s...
Windows Mobile Gets Killer Application
in The Gadgets Weblog, on December 19, 2008
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Here is a joke for you... How do you make a Windows Mobile smartphone better? Make it a BlackBerry!
I know, it's funny because its true. Windows mobile has never truly inspired me. I tried a...
Indonesia Considers Requiring RFID Implants for HIV/AIDS Patients
in The Wireless Weblog, on November 27, 2008
...rus."
Gizmodo's Jesus Diaz , like many others, is outraged. "For some reason, this joke of a human being thinks that using RFID technology to reduce people to cattle is the best way t...
The Lori Drew Case and the Future of Anonymity on the Web
in The Social Networking Weblog, on November 18, 2008
Steven Hodson at The Inquisitr published an interesting piece yesterday on the Lori Drew case and the legal implications it may eventually have for anonymity on the web.
Lori Drew's trial began today.
Hodson (along with Mark 'Rizzn' Hopkins over at Mashable) wants you to thin...
More reasons I'm ready to be stoked about Windows 7
in The CIO Weblog, on October 22, 2008
...plementing certain practices and missing the overall goal of delivering working software.
I made a joke about Osterman's quote "cutting is shipping" but it's a great philosophy, con...
1up gives Wii Music a grade of A-!!
in House of Nintendo, on October 17, 2008
... and (optionally) Balance Board to mimic the motions of real instruments may have seemed like a bad joke when the game was first announced, but in practice, it works amazingly well. It's worth it ...
48 hour giveaway winners
in WebKinzBlog, on October 2, 2008
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That was a fun contest. So many good jokes and silly stuff. Thanks to everyone who participated!
Clean joke winner, Circle of Friends Topiary: duckiebaby
Webkinz Music Box: lanagirl112
POT...
Kansas Casinos To Be The Opposite Of Las Vegas Casinos
in The Gambling Weblog, on October 2, 2008
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This almost sounds like a joke, but the casino laws in kansas , practically mandate a less than happy time for gamblers.
With rare exception, most casinos want to emulate the ones found in Las...
Quick 48 hour giveaway!
in WebKinzBlog, on September 28, 2008
...ontest from other places.
Have fun, be silly if you want! The person that posts the funniest CLEAN joke gets a bonus prize :)...
The Difference Between Chinese Banks and American Banks
in China Venture News, on September 18, 2008
...ce between a chinese bank and an American bank? A Chinese bank has money...
Okay, I stole that joke from Richard Brubaker over at All Roads Lead to China . He goes on to point out that China'...
Redefining recession
in Sox First, on September 17, 2008
...ployment usually means recession. But even that is hard to pin down. According to the old economist joke, when your neighbor loses their job, it's an economic slowdown, when your work colleagues l...
Best Buy Vending Machines Join Cinnabon at the Airport
in The Gadgets Weblog, on August 12, 2008
... © ob1left
Here's a joke for you... what is the difference between a Best Buy Blue Shirt and a vending machine ? Not much, or at least that is the message Best Buy Corporate Headquarte...
Defending Wii Music
in House of Nintendo, on August 9, 2008
...hat outrageously awarded Metal Gear Solid IV a perfect 10, which, as much as I love that game, is a joke).
I'll give Gamespot some credit- they actually *get it*, as they call Wii Music a virtua...
Do You Miss the Supermodel?
in Busy with Style, on August 1, 2008
...ir own mags to grace- People , OK! , national enquirer ...(all right, that last one was a joke)
Do they have to take over the fashion arena, too? I suppose it's not surprising when you ...
More UK Doctors Opt for Elective Caesarean
in Next Nine Months, on July 13, 2008
...rth. While it has its advantages, going under the knife even if you deliver your child isn't a joke. I dread the thought of another c-section. But that's another story.
In the UK, as reported...
Not a Fan of Supermarket Loyalty Cards
in The Personal Finance Weblog, on July 2, 2008
...if you don't have a card or if you forget yours.
In reality, calling them loyalty cards is a joke, because I don't have any more loyalty to one store because of them. It's not like I'...
How Multi Denominational Slot Machines Payoff
in The Gambling Weblog, on June 26, 2008
...hich can be played by people of any religious faith. OK, I know, I can't pass up a chance for a joke.
Anyway, these machines allow slot players to choose just how much they want to gamble, withou...
Ronaldo saga goes on and on
in The Soccer Weblog, on June 24, 2008
...Manchester United that he wants to leave.
The situation seems to be developing into something of a joke. Surely the player or the clubs know what is going on?
With the season just six weeks away it ...
Summer fun
in The Parenting Weblog, on June 23, 2008
... footprints
-Help your kid learn one good magic trick (or more)
-Teach your kid a couple of good jokes- not just the joke but the timing to say it.
-Start an Amish Friendship Bread . Amish ...
Sporting pack mule
in The Parenting Weblog, on June 17, 2008
...You don't see the old 'Mom's Taxi' joke as much as you did when I was a kid. The parent act to lampoon - the sports pack Mule . The bags that parents carry about with newborns wi...
e-car from Nissan
in carzz.org, on June 12, 2008
...ow right in suite with many of the current 376 comments.
Comments range anywhere from 'what a joke' to 'I love this car'. But my favorite, and actually rolled through my mind was thi...
New recipe: Pickapakora
in WebKinzBlog, on June 3, 2008
...st to surprise her, I don't have a sandwich maker but we do have a quesadilla maker. (this is a joke of course, I'm not going to make it)
Pickle + taco + Watermelon =
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Self-Employed for the First Time? Don't Forget Estimated Taxes!
in The Personal Finance Weblog, on May 21, 2008
...f-employed many times. It suits me, as I dislike people and prefer to be 100% alone. (That's a joke, although truth be told I have always been a bit of a loner.) Being your own boss is great - set...
Harry Redknapp going nowhere. Why do the media make things up?
in The Soccer Weblog, on May 15, 2008
...the rounds' is that Redknapp will be leaving for 'personal reasons'.
"It's a joke, total rubbish. You just wonder whether these people have an agenda because it's doing us n...
Qualifying the Customer...
in Biz Plan Hacks, on April 30, 2008
... to take their money. Icebreaking can including asking about how they are enjoying the weather (or joke about bad weather), your local sports team (especially if they come in with shirts or hats on), ...
Vacation in Iraq?
in Wandalust, on April 30, 2008
...A vacation in Iraq may sound like some sort of joke in bad taste but I recently read about a new Iraq travel guidebook by Bradt and decided to do more investigation. © James Gordon
Northern...
How to Think Like Warren Buffett, Part 30
in The Personal Finance Weblog, on April 24, 2008
...rkshire's pursuit of attractive companies. (Personally I think this is just an excuse to tell a joke):
Our exemplar is the older man who crashed his grocery cart into that of a much younger fello...
Food Allergies and Bullying
in Allergies, on April 23, 2008
...? Why is it so difficult for others to understand that for some people, living with allergies is no joke? Why is it so difficult for us to tolerate and be considerate of each others' weaknesses?
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Le Meridien Khao Lak
in The Flyaway Weblog, on April 15, 2008
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Note: Placing this under "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" is sort of a joke. Neither my husband nor I are either rich or famous: But when it comes to travel, we just happen to be ve...
Hillary Clinton Headed For "The Colbert Report"
in The Celebrities Weblog, on April 15, 2008
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Bush is entertaining; he's creating a new language of which even he isn't fluent, he tells joke that bomb because someone who's even duller than he is writes them for him.
And then ther...
Chris Henry Is A Joke
in End Zone Buzz, on April 4, 2008
© Chris Breeze
When moronic Bengals wide receiver Chris Henry was arrested for punching a man and breaking the rear window of his automobile with a beer bottle, the Cincinnati Bengals did the only thing they could, which was to release him.
Henry's been arrested at least five times ...
NEW Recipe: Szyzglorbit (stove)
in WebKinzBlog, on April 2, 2008
...t.
» beebop97/kinzpress made a fake post about being a scammer. It was just an April Fools joke. We've known beebop97 since we started blogging and we have no doubts about them being very t...
No Pieces on See Pretty Things Today
in Pretty Things, on April 1, 2008
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Well that is definitely a horible April Fool's joke! No matter what the day, there is always a fun item here and sometimes when thinking of what to get others, you have to think outside of th...
April Fools Roundup
in The CIO Weblog, on April 1, 2008
...he 'net today so I'm not even going to try. Nor am I creative enough to come up with my own joke, so I'll just link to others I found amusing.
Infoworld gets the top nod for their announc...
IGN.com tortures us with April Fool's joke
in House of Nintendo, on April 1, 2008
...I noticed the article, I remembered what day it was. April 1st.
Yeah, it's an April Fool's joke.
The actual trailer they did was pretty solid, though it isn't too hard to see that it is...
7 Lessons to be learned...
in Biz Plan Hacks, on March 31, 2008
...t;.
In today's world that is getting easier and easier as customers service has is becoming a joke a many businesses across the spectrum. If you can wow your customers with better than expected ...
Launching Soon Script
in Wangtam, on March 20, 2008
- Launching Soon Script
A script for websites who are about to launch. Easy to install: just edit the config file and copy all files on the server. No database required, customise the look using CSS, collects all emails in a file, informs the admin of new subscribers, spam protection, support f...
How to Think Like Warren Buffett, Part 29
in The Personal Finance Weblog, on March 12, 2008
...s already almost 3 years ago.
This won't help you be a better investor, but you might like the joke Buffett tells about a "romantically challenged" elderly couple:
As they finished di...
Golfer Charged with Cruelty to Animals
in Eagle Par Birdie, on March 7, 2008
Courtesy: WireImage
When Dave Winfield was with the new york yankees (not long before he was traded to the Toronto Blue Jays), he accidentally killed a seagull on the field of the old Exhibition Stadium where the Blue Jays used to play their home games.
Winfield had thrown the ball in f...
Yay! It's February 29th
in Straightfromthedoc, on February 29, 2008
...h. Though I haven't really met anyone whose birthday is today, the 29th. Also, we use to have a joke for people born on the month of February. Like they lack something mentally or something else, ...
Same Old Game
in carzz.org, on February 27, 2008
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What a joke. After saying that incentives were virtually a thing of the past, execs at the Detroit 3 are once again seeing the writing on the financial wall.
Detroit's automakers, stung by ne...
Ziszor Portable Paper Shredder
in The Gadgets Weblog, on February 19, 2008
... riddle for you: when is a scissor not a scissor. When it is a Ziszor! Okay, that's a bad joke, but a Ziszor is a pretty cool product.
The Ziszor is a portable shredder that runs on 4 AA b...
Stolen Sex Pictures Shake Up Hong Kong - and Reveal a Lot About the Web in China
in China Venture News, on February 13, 2008
How would you like to see a discussion thread on your online bulletin board get 25 million hits? The combination of celebrity gossip and sex scandal has done that in the past week or so for one China web board, according to the NY Times.
The story is simple, and it would seem common place in m...
Signs of a Dysfunctional Workplace
in Businesspundit, on February 9, 2008
... in agreement. The last one, that no one ever gets fired, relates to a job I used to have. We would joke that we could go 6 months without doing any work before anybody would even start to notice, and...
Funny Wine Label Etiquette
in Celebrate Wine, on January 23, 2008
... was furious, too." There has been no comment from Councilman Capretta. I'm all for a good joke under the right circumstances, but seriously - what was this guy thinking?
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Power grid susceptible to Internet based attack?
in The CIO Weblog, on January 21, 2008
...y or water supply? If you think that TSA has been keeping you safe these last several years, the joke is on you... the only thing keeping us safe is the fact that we are battling disorganized idiot...
West Virginia Fans Are A Passionate, or Crazy, Bunch
in End Zone Buzz, on January 9, 2008
...departure of Rodriguez as the Mountaineer football coach."
The article goes on to describe a joke about Rodriguez on some WVU message boards, and the punchline is that Rodriguez thinks he'...
Duke Nukem lives...Forever.
in PCGamers Blog, on December 20, 2007
...s quite hard to believe that is actually happening, after all these years.... just seems like a big joke, but you have to give 3D Realms some credit, by hanging onto peoples attention for this long.
...
Jamie Lynn Spears Is Pregnant
in The Celebrities Weblog, on December 20, 2007
...is posting, the notion that Jamie Lynn Spears' mother is writing a parenting book has to be a joke.
Lynn Spears' publisher has, with good reason, put the Spears parenting book on hold.
H...
Athletes, Fans On Different Pages
in End Zone Buzz, on December 17, 2007
...ckers fans that were in attendance at the edward jones dome in St. Louis:
"It's a joke, as simple as that ... We were at Lambeau Field. The whole first level was Green Bay Packer fan...
How About Spending Christmas In Las Vegas?
in Play Las Vegas, on December 15, 2007
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Source:www.rosebrand.com
No this is not a joke; why not spend Christmas in Las Vegas.
I know that most people spend Christmas and other holidays at home or with friends and relatives, but Las Veg...
Dating and Text Messaging Advice
in Creative Weblogging, on November 28, 2007
...u do when you get an inappropriate text message from someone you barely know? Maybe it's just a joke, but maybe you need to take it more seriously.
Creative Weblogging's web dating guru has ...
Send Cool Greeting Cards From Facebook
in The Social Networking Weblog, on November 25, 2007
...ssage to each Cool Greeting Card and tell your friend or loved one just how you feel or tell them a joke, whatever. There are also sound effects and music you can add to your greeting cards.
Go and ...
Shopping in Toronto
in Busy with Style, on November 23, 2007
...Ok so I am in Toronto , please, spare me the "You are in Canada for a US holiday" joke. Yes, I am in Canada for Thanksgiving and I kind of like this concept. Eat, drink, watch football an...
The Symptoms Of Social Media Addiction
in The Search Engine Weblog, on November 19, 2007
...later," and "call me" - and it doesn't even faze you
10. Your hear a hysterical joke, and your first response is "LOL"
Are you in or out?
...
Kansas Winemakers Cry Sour Grapes After Comment
in Celebrate Wine, on November 11, 2007
...regoire. Gregoire praised her state's well-known wines. Sebelius cracked an attempt at a feeble joke when she said, "You should be thankful we don't make wine in Kansas," Sebelius sa...
Speed Dating Onboard A Boeing 737-700
in The Flyaway Weblog, on November 6, 2007
...ve enough for speed dating? Interested in visiting Europe? Then listen up, because this isn't a joke.
Did you know that you can fly to cities in Europe and speed date on a 737-700?! Yes, it is p...
Breakin' the law
in The CIO Weblog, on October 31, 2007
...echanism (a working one) then you may as well not have a policy. Otherwise you're just making a joke of yourself, pushing your policies into the same territory that jaywalking laws and speed limit...
Scramby 2: Spaß für VoIP-Telefonate
in Das VOIP Weblog, on October 29, 2007
...t es in dem Artikel:
Mit Scramby 2 stehen nun über 200 Soundeffekte, wie z.B. Tierstimmen, Joke Voices, SciFi Sounds, Klingeltöne, Lacher und viele weitere Kategorien zur Verfügung. Daneben kann au...
Previewing The Week In College Football
in End Zone Buzz, on October 25, 2007
... the country's 8th ranked scoring defense, as they allow only 16 points per contest. B.C. is no joke on D, though, as they have the 18th ranked scoring defense, allowing only 17.7 points per gam...
Five Day Hike in Mexico City
in The Outdoor Weblog, on October 23, 2007
... When I saw the headline, 5 day hikes from Mexico, I thought it was a joke. After all, who would go hiking in forests around Mexico City, as referred to as the Kidnapping Capital of the World? Then, ...
