Pointless Inventions 1

I kid you not I've seen some of the most STUPID inventions ever. Like once I was surfing the web and I got this popup (yes they are annoying as hell, especially when its porn causing awkward situations) advertising, you'll never guess this, a dildo with a built in switchblade?

Now seriously which female has ever been doing it with a fake ****** and thought "geez I could use a switchblade right now?" When the hell would that come in handy? just incase a female is getting off by herself and then all of a sudden realizes she's being robbed? Or maybe to quickly carve something due to a rush of inspiration, perspiration, or some other sort of "tion"? Or maybe she's stranded in the middle of nowhere, or camping, and needs it as a survival tool?

But really other than that?

Well hell I've made it sound like a half decent product, you know what I'm changing my view, this is the perfect present to buy your girlfriend!!

Okay time for one more stupid invention, Mobile phones with instant messengers, and I'm not talking about the big ass phones with a full qwerty keypad, I'm talking about the average phone with the numbers 0-9 on them and a few other buttons, I mean seriously as if "SMS" wasn't enough of a pain in the ass, now its "instant messaging." I mean its not really instant when it takes you half an hour to type the damn thing out, and what's more I HATE seeing people walking around trying to look busy by fiddling with their phones,.

What happened to the good old days when people who had nothing to do, did nothing? Nobody is impressed by your phone, nobody thinks you're any less of a loser, infact, NOBODY CARES! NOBODY IS WATCHING YOU! PUT THE DAMN THING AWAY!

And the worst, oh my the worst, are those people who try to choose their ring tones while in public, there is nothing worse than being stuck on the same bus with some idiot trying to set the mission impossible theme as his ring tone, or pink panther, or the Simpson's, or any other damn arrangement of beeps, or sounds, or the newer mp3 stuff! Find something better to do! Damnit if you're that desperate for something to do buy a damn PSP, or if your a Nintendo junkie opt for the Nintendo DS. I don't care, just stop using these pointless pain in the ass inventions!

(I like mobile phones and ring tones, I dislike hearing other peoples ones over and over again for no reason)

More stupid inventions as I discover them.

Thank you
Nas

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